vvaddles:

european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: omg how adorable!!!

south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country

(Reblogged from survivorsideeffect)

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

(Reblogged from myphandomneedsme)
  • pickup line: I told my therapist about you.
(Reblogged from survivorsideeffect)

soliterica:

me when anyone criticizes me

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(Reblogged from myphandomneedsme)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(Reblogged from myphandomneedsme)

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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(Reblogged from survivorsideeffect)
better-with-words:

hermaeus-moras:

if anyone asks you what florida is like just show them this


THESE THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE

better-with-words:

hermaeus-moras:

if anyone asks you what florida is like just show them this

THESE THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE

(Reblogged from myphandomneedsme)
marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

(Source: thats-so-meme)

(Reblogged from survivorsideeffect)

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(Reblogged from mandonut)

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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(Reblogged from mandonut)